Where are the asshole pics somebody said you get after getting a colonoscopy? Or maybe I should say colon pics.

Well, the digestive place, requires a pin to login, which requires contacting them. Well, too lazy to do that.

If I want to see the inside of a colon, all I’d have to do is go to Wikipedia.

Trying to listen to a talk show on radio and do something else, doesn’t work right now for me. Then I just hear annoying sounds in the background.

Well, finally realized, I don’t have to keep turning receiver up and down. Make it loud enough for radio, then use software to make the volume less for my music. The MPD client has volume control. And volume control in KDE too. The Atari VCS sound card shows up just like a local sound card. All I need is Pipewire to do that.

Want to get distracted? Get a cat, bond with cat, leave for 16 days, then go back. Distracted from my mind, sure is nice.

Pink Floyd not loud enough.

Well, I could make a script to change volume when it switches to Pink Floyd.

Putting openSUSE Tumbleweed on laptop. If it freezes too, then the laptop hardware is bad, or it hates Linux. And I’ll be getting rid of laptop in that case. Don’t want Windows.

Woke up tired. Think my body just likes waking up at 8 AM as well. Got a sunrise sleep thing coming, possibly the cheapest one. It’s the iHome one, the cheapest one, that’s on sale for $25. Think it said it helps fall a sleep, and wake up. Better then $180 or whatever the Philips one costs. There’s a Hatch one, and to use all features, I’d have to subscribe. Have to subscribe to something to sleep better? No thanks.

Comfortably Numb, sang that in funny farm, while doing Karaoke.

Speaking of multitasking… Oh wait, that goes on a different domain.

Well, the only person that knows, who they like, is the person. How does one figure out who they like? Don’t ask me.

But I know what OCD and anxiety is now. All I had to do, was get near the flight or fight response. Don’t recommend it.

I do want to know something though, why can’t the doctor feel numbness on me? Pretty sure I asked somebody that at hospital. Or asked them something, and said they couldn’t feel numbness on me. Don’t know what I asked them though. I’m guessing something felt numb. No idea what.

Apparently in the funny farm, some people change their names. Either that, or I need to get my hearing checked. My ears do ring, which apparently means the fibers are damaged. What good will getting my hearing checked do? Hearing aids require batteries. Also, if my hearing is bad enough for hearing aids, that’s surprising.

They should have apartments in the hospital, that way, I wouldn’t have had to leave. And my insurance would get to pay for me to live there. Hmm, I wonder how much the bill was. Too lazy to look.

The butt doctor found the source of my bleeding. Well, they removed two of them, but they weren’t bleeding or bleeding recently. The one that was bleeding recently, is close to my stinky hole. Got to see another doctor to get that removed.

I do wonder, did they shave my ass? Cause it doesn’t feel the same. But now, I can’t tell if my pubes are the same either. Well, who got the privilege of shaving my ass? I was hoping, the attractive, lady, that pushed me to the procedure room did.

Well, they checked my stomach too. Said it was red, from heartburn. Woke up with heartburn today. Said to take the stronger heartburn medicine apparently. Might as well go all the way back, to when I was taking it two times a day. The hospital was giving me the weaker stuff twice a day.

Which isn’t what I was doing, I was taking one weak one, and one strong one. One in morning, and one at night. Don’t ask me if the hospital people asked me what medicine I take. I barely remember the ER part.

To get radio on receiver, I decided to do it the easy way. Re enable USBIP services on the computer the RTL things are plugged into, and then send it from desktop to the Atari VCS, using Pipewire. Got Pipewire configured to do that. The radio isn’t as loud as my music apparently. I don’t see the point in TV being turned on when listening to something.

Was trying to use SDRAngel in Podman. Too much work. Even if it can send to my desktop running SDRAngel, kind of pointless.

The USB hub must be failing, cause no issues since getting new one. The one before the last one did the same thing. Last brand Amazon Basics, previous brand possibly Plugable. This brand starts with a J.

Don’t ask me what that ladies name was either. I wasn’t paying attention. Also, my ears like ringing. And apparently that means the fibers are damaged. Hmm did I take my medicine yet? Well, not 8 PM yet. But it’s in a pill box. If it’s not in there, then yes.

Why take a nap after getting the scopes done? I was taking a nap. Then they made me leave. Then I woke up. And then I decided, to wait till later to sleep. I’d rather not fuck my sleeping up more. Also, then I can possibly go to bed earlier. Better then taking a “nap”. I like taking long naps.

Also, do they give me the same drug, when they remove the ass polyp? I don’t want anything stronger. Cause I’m too scared to be knocked out. But the stuff they gave me, works great, didn’t have to try to sleep. They said to take deep breaths, or a couple. Might have taken three. Then fell a sleep.

The laxative might be wearing off finally. The last dump wasn’t the same as the one before. The dump at the place, was clear and liquid. The one after I ate, was dark and liquid. The last one, was getting more solid.

Also, I shouldn’t have ate very much food. That hurt my stomach, two times. Ate some of it for lunch, then the rest of burrito for dinner. And there’s rice left.

Well, the drawing tablet, will have to wait till tomorrow. And it’s almost 8 PM.

My foot can fall a sleep again. So can my pinky. Didn’t notice that until whatever day it was at the funny farm.

Might need to shit yet again. How long can I hold it in?

I know what a lady’s ass feels like now. Somebody said a lady’s ass feels the same but with less hair. I think that means it feels the same but with a buzz cut.

Also, there’s something wrong with toilets at medical places, my ball sack was touching the top of the water again, after diarrhea came out. Why don’t they provide yellow ball sack nets?

Got to drink one more Gatorade before trying to sleep.

I was in the curtain room, waiting, and thinking, probably after they put the IV thing in. “Is it a good idea to trust anybody this much?”, probably cause the IV thing kind of hurt. Well, apparently, nothing bad happened, except that my ass might have gotten shaved.

Why do they need to shave my ass anyways? Maybe my asshole, but why the cheeks? I should have taken a photo before I the procedure. Then again, if I took a photo, I’d be able to tell if it’s shaved or not. If it wasn’t, well, my fingers might have issues. Well, the backside of my hands are all messed up. Guess if the other side is dry enough, it too, might not feel very much.

I went to the doctor for that once, said Eczema.

Is it still too early to go to bed?

When getting middle aged, you get to buy lots of cool toys. Like a scrub brush with a handle. Might even end up in the hospital, and get a fancy yellow bracelet and socks. Nothing like falling on my ass, and not remembering much about it.

I found out, I can talk to women, if I want to though. Only talked to the staff mostly. The one person I tried talking to, well, good luck. More distracted then me.

I missed the twerking in Karaoke, I wasn’t paying attention. I don’t know their gender identity, but they had facial hair. More then me. Shaved all mine off today. Easier to do with glasses on apparently.

Famous saying from funny farm “Please don’t do that with door open”. Noticed one person in the lounge, was looking towards the room that something was happening with the door open. Well, I ended up going to my room. I heard enough. And my anxiety went up.

I only sang Karaoke, cause people were singing with me. Always wanted to sing with at least one lady, anyways. Looks like I accomplished that.

Removable shower heads are nice. Even if leaving it on. Water shoots out even farther. The shower in funny farm, easy to hit head on the thing to change water temperature.

I remember at one funny farm, they gave me a dull razor to shave with. Didn’t get much of a shave. And she kept saying be careful, should have asked her to shave me. Well, speaking of, I should go to the Barbour Shop, and put my ass on the counter, and ask how much to shave it.

They might have had something that could have shaved my face at this funny farm, but I wanted to see how much hair was on my face. Not enough. How long does it take to grow a full beard? I wonder if my pubes grow faster. Got a electric razor, a Philips one. Guess I have to shave everyday or every other day. But it’s probably faster then shaving once a week.

Don’t forget, the sleep apnea machine.

And wet wipes too. Well, the hospital gives shitty ass paper for wiping. I did find out, nobody has to smear the shit all around their asshole though. “Gentle, pat, pat.”

I told the male nurse, I was relieved after taking a dump, and he said in a Russian ancient “I’m very happy for you”.

I thought only women didn’t want to talk about bowel movements.

One of the best books I’ve read, or am still reading, almost finished. Maybe it is the best book I’ve read.

Can be applied to all animals, and even humans.

I think my sister said the cat might hide for a couple days, and bug me for a day. She came out right after my mom left last night. And she’s in her cat bed now.

She’s in therapy mode as far as I’m concerned. Not really bugging me.

I was gone for 16 days, and she missed me. And I missed her.

Woke up 2 AM, all wobbly, had a snack, went back to bed. Well, she was rubbing up against me, and meowing a little. Paid attention to her, and then to myself, so I wouldn’t fall on my ass again. Fell once in hospital, got a fancy yellow bracelet and socks.

Damn it, might need a subwoofer now. Butt, I don’t wanna buy one. Oh yeah, Pawn Shop.

Need more We are Scientists too. Ahh YouToot is great. I knew how to download YouToot videos, before there were apps. Well, get the video, the audio can be extracted and put into an MP3.

Rii K06 Mini could work, but want the keyboard same size as the Anker, and a trackpad or touchpad.

Well, I’ve only been the person to tuxedo animals. Fine with me.

Hmm how long did Jeff say keyboard was? Like a foot maybe. So a good 12 inches, just the way she likes it.

So a little bigger then 12 inches with a touchpad.

Built in battery? Well, I guess it’s trash once battery dies.

Back to Logitech’s site, to look at dimensions of the keyboard they have.

14 inches, might fit just fine. Where’s the measuring thing? I also need to measure something else.

K400 Plus Wireless Touch Keyboard should work fine. Just measured it, a good 14 inches. And I forgot to measure something else.

Forgot I get money on two days.

Who is the cat meowing at? Cause she goes into my room and meows.

Phone was stuck in SOS after I got my phone back after 16 days in hospital. Well, a cellphone isn’t very useful without the cell service working. Had to toggle airplane mode to fix it.

Probably the iPhone or iOS, not the cell service.

Android isn’t great either. So looks like I’ll just have to toggle airplane mode randomly.

Want to fix it? You have to buy a new iPhone. New iPhones I assume have less iOS bugs, cause the old iPhones don’t support cell service.

Also, the built in Mail app sucks ass, if you use Gmail. So apparently to use my email, I have to use some other app. Don’t want the Gmail app. Spark worked before. So I guess Spark or something else.

Cool, XPPen drawing tablet, has a Linux driver, and app. Just installed it. Got to wait for the drawing tablet now. Wacom is too expensive. Best Buy guy said, basically only need more drawing surface. Well, XPPen is cheaper. And it was on sale, now it costs $260, I paid $190. has a screen I think too.

Some buttons might not work in Linux. But cheaper then Wacom. Do I have Krita installed? Nope.

Third party watches still suck on iOS, at least this Nothing one. Disconnects, and have to open the damn app to reconnect it. Probably because of iOS’s famous memory management. Still connected via Bluetooth. Have an Apple Watch, but won’t use it. The charger cable had a burn mark on it, no thanks. Recycling that Apple Watch.

Need to look for small USB keyboard for my Pi laptop. And some kind of sleep tracker. I think Anker makes some earbuds that do that. Music if I want it, as well. Or get a sleep tracker band.

Daniel Hall is a good singer, listened to in Funny Farm in group. Live music, well now I know I like it, or liked it. Maybe don’t like it anymore though. We Are Scientists is good too.

Not sure VLC is a good music player. Not sure how to rescan folder. Well, maybe just use mpd or whatever. Then the TV doesn’t need to be turned on.

USB keyboard, 2.4 GHz would work too. But needs to be small. And maybe have a touchpad too. Cause using the touch screen can be a pain, and to configure it, might be easier if I have a touchpad too. Works pretty good in KDE, but I need to change the resolution and/or driver. Was going to try going into a boot menu, good luck with Bluetooth.

Looking at Logitech’s site, cause can’t think of any other keyboard maker.

Logitech has one wireless keyboard, that uses a dongle, with a touchpad, but how big is it? Full size, might be too big. And I have a full size Logitech, and it’s probably too big.

Says the dimensions, how about full size or not? Don’t know dimensions of full size. So under specs, they should put full size or not. Must be full size, used the filter, and doesn’t show up. Well, Bluetooth + dongle they have too.

Logitech has nothing. Some of the ones for Pi are way too small.

Maybe there’s a standalone touchpad. That can be Bluetooth.

Damn, USB trackpads no longer stocked on Adafruit.

Does Bluetooth work when booting Pi? Most likely doesn’t. Would need to pair it somehow.

Watch worked fine on old firmware, and using GadgetBridge in Android. But under $200 Android phones aren’t worth using, and my iPhone is better.

There’s an iOS update. But it doesn’t say what bugs were fixed, or added. Well, I’ll have to wait a while to update it then.

Super slow when I got back after 16 days. And after logging in, all USB stuff reconnected.

Either USB hub, or a USB device, or the computer. Paid $40 at Staples for a USB 3.0 powered hub.

One drive may have an issue, WesternDick owns SanDick. I think it’s SanDick, it’s a GDrive. But WesternDick basically.

No real point in going to Best Buy, except to find out more about drawing tablets. And then order a non Wacom, on Amazon for a better price.

And a better gift, was the cat coming out right after my mom left. Well, I kind of have to ignore her a little. Like when she meows loudly. Wants more attention then my mom’s dogs wanted. She’s been in survival mode for 16 days. And apparently bonded to me more then I thought.

Well, might need to shit finally today. Then sleep.

Woke up early, taking a COVID test. Three people sick, including me. Possibly one dog sick as well. First thing, at home COVID test.

Negative, so I’ll be okay, and so will my mom, dad, and puppy, and cat.

Drink some more water, and then going back to sleep.